It is highly irritating when, ten minutes after an argument, you come up with a thousand comebacks you coulda, shoulda said to your stupid, outspoken opponent.

Well, we've come up with the ultimate solution. Instead of wracking your brains on the spot for an appropriate quippy comeback, you can use this brilliant device to shout insults at all the horrible people in your life at the push of a button!

Just press the big red button and it'll light up and spew out an appropriately insulting remark. It's a quick and simple way of keeping all the nasty busybodies in check and it'll make you feel much better.

A piece of satisfying genius!

Insult Button features:

• You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn
• Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
• She's got more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book.
• Are you always an ass or is today just a special occasion?
• You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.