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Fart Alert Button
If you hear a fart but are too polite to say, let the Fart Alert Button say it for you.
Fart Alert Button
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Specifications

The Fart Alert Button has a loud built-in speaker and red light that illuminates with a fart response.

Let the Alert say it for you!

There are 13 hilariously funny fart responses that include the appropriate Brrrrr, Ooooo or Urgh.

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The fart responses as as follows:

Five, Four, Three, Two....oopps.
Brrrrr, oops that one kind of slipped out.
Brrrrr, oops I think I've messed myself.
Brrrrr, man I thought I smelt something.
Brrr, Ooooo Silent but deadly.
Brrrrr, Ooooo that's going to leave a mark.
Urgh, rotten eggs anyone. Ooooo.
Brrrr, urgh, see a doctor would you.
Argh, the distinct bouquet, brrrrr, of arse.
Brrrrr, Ooooo smelt like something has died.
Brrr, ouch that one burned! Ooooo.
Brrrrr, arugh stepped on a frog.
I pull my Finger....brrrrrr.

With the velcro attachment you can securely attach the button to your car dashboard, desk or wall.

The Fart Alert Button is the essential device to politely alert friends, family or work colleagues that they have just farted.

Fart Alert Button features:

• One Fart Alert Button
• 13 different fart responses
• Built-in loud speaker
• Red light when activated
• Velcro attachment option
• Attractive blister packaging
• Suitable for adults only
• Size: Fart Alert Button W 7.6cm x D 5cm

Fart Alert Button batteries:

• 2x AAA batteries included

Click here to see a larger image of the Fart Alert Button

 
 
 

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